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Computer-Related Acronyms
- IBM
- I Blame Microsoft
- Idiots Buy Me
- Idiots Building Machines
- I'll Buy Macintoshes (next time...)
- It Bit Me
- It Built Microsoft
- It's Better Manually
- I've Been Mislead
- I've Been Mugged
- WINDOWS
- Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
- When I Need Data Output Without Speed
- While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation
- Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- WIN
- Whoppingly Immense NOP
- Worm Infestation Netware
- MS-WINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT
- My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some
Network Technology
- Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes,
Never Totally
- WINDOWS (as a) Network Trojan
Different Operating Systems Expectations
- Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get
- MS-DOS: You Asked For It, You Got It
- UNIX: IfUHv2sk, UDntWnt2Kno
- VMS: You Got It, All Of It, Want It Or Not
Random Abbreviations for Many Computer Companies
- APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- DEC: Dump Everything and Close
- DEC: Do Expect Cuts
- HCL: Hilarious Computer Logic
- HP: Hot Pursuit
- IBM: I Blame Microsoft
- MAC: Most Absurd Computer
- MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs
- MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
Fools Teenagers
- NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash
- OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
- WARP: What A Rot Program
Acronymns for Other Computer Terms:
- AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
- BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
- CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- DOS: Defective Operating System
- ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
- LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
- MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics
- SCSI: System Can't See It
- WWW: World Wide Wait
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