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Electron Microscope Unit Jingle Bells
by Nicole Bordes and Francis Chee


Running through the unit to a rusty microscope
Checking out the pump, kV gives a bump
Sample by my side, holder in my hand
Its session time again and I am feeling bloody fine Oh!

KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
Scoping in Australia on a bloody working day: Oh!
KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
Oh what fun it is to scope on a rusty microscope!

Machine is getting hot, man I'm feeling mean!
Still seeing nothing, saturate the beam!
Filament burns out, director cracks a nut
It's trouble time for me and black smoke is pouring out, Oh!

KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
scoping in Australia on a bloody working day: Oh!
KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
Oh what fun it is to scope on a rusty microscope!

Come the firemen with a big ladder
The staff and users are running everywhere
The fires are spreading out, people give a shout
Man am I in trouble and the machine is up the spark, Oh!

KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
Scoping in Australia on a bloody working day: Oh!
KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
Oh what fun it is to scope on a rusty microscope!