Electron Microscope Unit Jingle Bells
by Nicole Bordes and Francis Chee
Running through the unit to a rusty microscope
Checking out the pump, kV gives a bump
Sample by my side, holder in my hand
Its session time again and I am feeling bloody fine Oh!
- KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
- Scoping in Australia on a bloody working day: Oh!
- KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
- Oh what fun it is to scope on a rusty microscope!
Machine is getting hot, man I'm feeling mean!
Still seeing nothing, saturate the beam!
Filament burns out, director cracks a nut
It's trouble time for me and black smoke is pouring out, Oh!
- KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
- scoping in Australia on a bloody working day: Oh!
- KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
- Oh what fun it is to scope on a rusty microscope!
Come the firemen with a big ladder
The staff and users are running everywhere
The fires are spreading out, people give a shout
Man am I in trouble and the machine is up the spark, Oh!
- KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
- Scoping in Australia on a bloody working day: Oh!
- KiloVolt, KiloVolt, kV all the way
- Oh what fun it is to scope on a rusty microscope!